why is everyone sO STUPID
WHAT
- Teacher: Why did you not study?
- Me: A year has 365 days for you to study. After taking away 52 Sundays, there are only 313 days left. There are 50 days in the summer that is way too hot to work so there are only 263 days left. We sleep 8 hours a day, in a year, that counts up to 122 days so now we're left with 141 days. If we fooled around for only 1 hour a day, 15 days are gone, so we are left with 126 days. We spend 2 hours eating each day, 30 days are used in this way in the year, and we are left with 96 days in our year. We spend 1 hour a day speaking to friends and family, that takes away 15 days more and we are left with 81 days. Exams and tests take up at least 35 days in your year, hence you are only left with 46 days. Taking off approximately 40 days of holidays, you are only left with 6 days. Say you are sick for a minimum of 3 days, you're left with 3 days in the year to study! Let's say you only go out for 2 days... You're left with 1 day. But that 1 day is your birthday.
crashlearnedthatfromthepizzaman:
districtnineand-three-quarters:
if this eggplant gets less than 5 million notes i’m going to be so upset
Reblogging because eggplant
Fewer than 5 million notes. Fewer. Not less.
I believe that it is called an aubergine.
IN AMERICA WE LET EGGS BE PLANTS BECAUSE FREEDOM
In Britain we let those AUBERGINES live once we heal them with our FREE HEALTH CARE
NOBODY CARES, ENGLAND
at least America came up with their own word and didn’t steal ours
you used the wrong flag France
RUN PIT. YOU DIDN’T SEE THIS.
How does this eggplant start a British vs. American war?
WHO CARES ABOUT BRITAIN OR AMERICA?
IN MÉXICO WE HAVE FUCKING TACOS
what if i had two pencils and ate them
If Tumblr Was A City
- Hipsters: Would live in lofty towers high above the commoners
- Potterheads: Would run book shops and wand shops and enjoy their fun
- Sherlockians: Would run the police force
- Whovians: Would be lost in space and time somewhere?
- Shia LaBeouf Fans: Would make everyone else be afraid to enter the woods alone at night
- Homestucks: Would be a terrible street gang split into factions; gunning other ships down and anyone who got in their way
- Once-lings: Would be the creepy hippies who live in the park
- Supernatural: Would work in a garage filled with salt.
- Avengers: Would be running around in tight, spangly outfits playing trading card games.
- Submas: Would run and live in the subway systems.
- Hetalians: Would rule the country the city was in.
- Mass Effect fans: Would run the space station.
- Yu-Gi-Oh! Fans: Would inflict Penalty Games on the Avenger fans for stealing their gimmick of trading card games
- Pokemon Fans: Would not be in the city, they will travel country to country catching all kinds of pokemon to become the very best like no one ever was.
- Yume Nikkis: You'd never see them because they'd be sleeping hikikomoris all day
- Assassins: All living in one building, jumping off the roof into large amounts of hay frequently.
- Twilighters: Would live in big glassy mansions in the middle of flowery meadows.
- Browncoats: Would live on the fringes of the city where the land is bare, shooting things and aiming to misbehave.
- Hunger Games: RANDOM PEOPLE WOULD BE TOSSED IN THE ARENA FOR THE WORLD TO WATCH. LET THE GAMES BEGIN BITCHES. Oh and may the odds be ever in your favor.
What's wrong with our society.
- Kim Kardashian: I'd like to marry this dude and spend $10 million dollars on a publicity wedding please oh and then 72 days later I'd like a divorce
- America: Well sure why not?
- Britney Spears: I want to get hitched in a chapel in Vegas and have the marriage annulled fifty-five hours later because I didn't know what the hell I was doing
- America: Whatever you want!
- Carmen Electra: I want to get married in Vegas to this basketball player and then annul the marriage nine days later cuz we were both drunk lololololololololol
- America: Okay, sounds like fun!
- Gay couple: We would like to get married and spend our lives together and possibly adopt unwanted children to give them a good home and -
- America: WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU IDIOTS THAT IS DISGUSTING AND WRONG YOU DEFILE THE SANCTITY OF MARRIAGE SO GTFO
